I never thought I'd be back here

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
anarchistmemedistro
tittyinfinity

The US is crazy bc like so many people have intense conspiracy theories about the government like "I think there's a secret elite group of people who control everything" and you can tell them "actually you're not completely wrong, it's just not a secret group of people, it's a bunch of rich people and lobbyists who are doing it all out in the open" and they'll be like "hmmn I don't think it's THOSE people though. I prefer my racist & antisemitic theories"

tittyinfinity

They'll be like "I heard there's a powerful ring of pedophiles who are influencing the country" and you'll tell them "I mean yeah that's what the Epstein files are about" and they'll say "no I'm pretty sure this has to do with The Queers actually"

neovid

Conspiracy theory no one will ever accept: What if the people secretly controlling the world are the same people obviously controlling the world?

daughter-of-sapph0

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anarchistmemedistro

fortune magazine literally keeps a running tally

theeggoman
quasi-normalcy

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

quasi-normalcy

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

thepictureofmadamec

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

paulgadzikowski

It’s like the Dumbo story, you’ve all probably seen it

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schistcity
carebewear

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

schistcity

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meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

schistcity

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EXACTLY.

schistcity

a small collection

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timesmage
notsofrangible

the world has been horrifying recently but i have personally witnessed something that brought me joy

Every year, California’s largest sheep and fiber festival, Lambtown, takes place in Dixon, CA. On the second day of Lambtown, teams of eight compete in a “sheep to shawl” competition, where the teams must start the day with un-spun wool and end the day with a 72” woven shawl. Teams may “warp” a loom ahead of time (where you thread the loom with its foundation of parallel threads), but on the day of competition they must spin their wool into yarn and weave it into a complete shawl.

This year competition was stiff, and very very close, and the winning team finished their shawl with two and a half minutes to spare.

Two masterfully woven shawls lay folded in half atop a green table. the distal shawl, in red and green, has the second place ribbon. the first place and champion ribbons lay atop the shawl in the foreground, woven with the colors of the trans flag.ALT
a close up picture of a shawl woven in the colors of the trans flag (blue, pink, and white), with first place and champion ribbons resting on top of the shawl.ALT

I frequently hear about “needing to keep “politics” out of fiber arts, but art is inherently political.

These were beautiful, masterfully spun, woven, and finished shawls and that in itself is worthy of note.

But watching this team of eight would fight for hours, and pour their love for their community into their art was deeply moving and I am still reveling in the opportunity to have seen this win.

There are few things to rejoice in today, but they do exist. The horrors may persist, but so do we.

ikiracake
byjove

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

byjove

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

byjove

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YEAH EXACTLY

byjove

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

emptyheadmybeloved

hold on i need to look this up

byjove

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

byjove

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rosemochi
pokemoncristallo

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

pokemoncristallo

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kirke-euplokamos

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

pastaisgay

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

putaemo-cional

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

pokemoncristallo

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

himbocloud

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Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

fishbizkit

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

cannot-think-of-a-cute-name

reblog to Italian season your pussy

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

every one of these is an awesome name for it

timesmage
sherlocking-out-loud

for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:

Wouldn't it be funny if you could bypass it with 1 line of code in ctrl + shift + i > console Object.values(webpackChunkdiscord_app.push([[Symbol()],{},r=>r.c])).find(x => x?.exports?.default?.__proto__?.getCurrentUser).exports.default.getCurrentUser().ageVerificationStatus = 3; https://t.co/Yb27Th7izT — Amia (@amia_dev) July 26, 2025ALT
thalassous

as someone with experience in the discord console, unfortunately they made it a little trickier than just ctrl + shift + i about four years ago, i believe.

specifically what you're going to want to do is find settings.json in %appdata%/discord or the mac equivalent which is found with finder > go > go to folder. there is a setting there titled "DANGEROUS_ENABLE_DEVTOOLS_ONLY_ENABLE_IF_YOU_KNOW_WHAT_YOURE_DOING": and if it is not, copy and paste "DANGEROUS_ENABLE_DEVTOOLS_ONLY_ENABLE_IF_YOU_KNOW_WHAT_YOURE_DOING": true into the .json and then, only then you can do crtl + shift + i or command + option + i on mac.

best of luck!

thesplendidsnout

So. ^THIS^ extra-step guide totally works!

When you've enabled dev tools and opened Discord's console, input THIS code:

Object.values(webpackChunkdiscord_app.push([[Symbol()],{},r=>r.c])).find(x => x?.exports?.default?.__proto__?.getCurrentUser).exports.default.getCurrentUser().ageVerificationStatus = 3;